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The Hawnary

“Melko”“Cynamints”“Douchenugget”“Boji”(a bad golf shot)“Coatstrings”“Metacarsul”“Memory muscle”“Lapalassue”“Biplane”(a very large insect with wings)“Hit it further straight”“Canary in the gold mine”“On a rocket”“Exaggerate your back”“That a hard boiled egg”“Jose mayonnaise”“Juan mustard”Hawn: “You can piss on the equator.”(Missouri and Mississippi divide outside of Arcadia)Dass: “Make your own bar.”(on making his own drink at Hondo's)Hawn: “I hit it in the shuttle.”(i.e., the sandtrap)Dass: “I hooked it a little straight.”Hawn: “The straightest way to the hole is straight.”Willie: “Deppp perception.”Dau: “The greens were prestigious.”Hawn: “Pot belly bunker.”Bowk: “Is there a par 3 on this horse?”Dass: “Gives me the chingles.”Bygs: “It slewed down.”Dau: “It was the right distance but the distance wasn't straight.”Dass: “This water will dehydrate.”Bowker: “Phoneoctics.”Dass: “Crowscontrol.”Hawn: “I can't say it wrong.”Dass: “This rough is really rough.”Dass: “You can't hear sound waves.”Hawn: “My trans am is shitting in the shed.”Dau: “Monstracity.”Dass: “I hit the ball just as far as you but I was shorter.”Hawn: “The monkeys are marsupials.”Dass: “Leaning Pisa of tower.”Hawn: “Why would you order a Cobb salad when you are putting golf?”Hawn: “It was Dau but it was Dass.”Hondo: “It's like a shoehorn.”(he meant horseshoe)Bowk: “He has birdied 6 of the last 5 holes.”Brayden: “Not a breeze in the sky.”Dau: “I work 5 days everyday.”Hawn: “Okonoboji.”Hawn: “Triple decker double club.”Hawn: “I hit that only 1500 yards.”Hawn: “I can hit a tit with any of you guys.”Hawn: “I am neutral like Napoleon.”Lisa Bowker: “Alphabetation.”(boats in "alphabetation order" at the Olympics)Hawn: “That's the one I didn't hit.”Hawn: “The punctuary.”(when asked where he learned his English)Dass: “I spilled some chairs.”Dass: “Have a celibotorious drink.”Hawn: “You can't hit a bullet with cat like quickness's.”Dau: “Howler and Bawn.”Jesy: “That ball was in a socking stuffer.”Brayden: “It's a red flag but it's blue.”Hawn: “It looks like I have my feet on the wrong foot.”Hawn: “Dass will be afishianting.”Hawn: “My putting is horrishous.”“Melko”“Cynamints”“Douchenugget”“Boji”(a bad golf shot)“Coatstrings”“Metacarsul”“Memory muscle”“Lapalassue”“Biplane”(a very large insect with wings)“Hit it further straight”“Canary in the gold mine”“On a rocket”“Exaggerate your back”“That a hard boiled egg”“Jose mayonnaise”“Juan mustard”Hawn: “You can piss on the equator.”(Missouri and Mississippi divide outside of Arcadia)Dass: “Make your own bar.”(on making his own drink at Hondo's)Hawn: “I hit it in the shuttle.”(i.e., the sandtrap)Dass: “I hooked it a little straight.”Hawn: “The straightest way to the hole is straight.”Willie: “Deppp perception.”Dau: “The greens were prestigious.”Hawn: “Pot belly bunker.”Bowk: “Is there a par 3 on this horse?”Dass: “Gives me the chingles.”Bygs: “It slewed down.”Dau: “It was the right distance but the distance wasn't straight.”Dass: “This water will dehydrate.”Bowker: “Phoneoctics.”Dass: “Crowscontrol.”Hawn: “I can't say it wrong.”Dass: “This rough is really rough.”Dass: “You can't hear sound waves.”Hawn: “My trans am is shitting in the shed.”Dau: “Monstracity.”Dass: “I hit the ball just as far as you but I was shorter.”Hawn: “The monkeys are marsupials.”Dass: “Leaning Pisa of tower.”Hawn: “Why would you order a Cobb salad when you are putting golf?”Hawn: “It was Dau but it was Dass.”Hondo: “It's like a shoehorn.”(he meant horseshoe)Bowk: “He has birdied 6 of the last 5 holes.”Brayden: “Not a breeze in the sky.”Dau: “I work 5 days everyday.”Hawn: “Okonoboji.”Hawn: “Triple decker double club.”Hawn: “I hit that only 1500 yards.”Hawn: “I can hit a tit with any of you guys.”Hawn: “I am neutral like Napoleon.”Lisa Bowker: “Alphabetation.”(boats in "alphabetation order" at the Olympics)Hawn: “That's the one I didn't hit.”Hawn: “The punctuary.”(when asked where he learned his English)Dass: “I spilled some chairs.”Dass: “Have a celibotorious drink.”Hawn: “You can't hit a bullet with cat like quickness's.”Dau: “Howler and Bawn.”Jesy: “That ball was in a socking stuffer.”Brayden: “It's a red flag but it's blue.”Hawn: “It looks like I have my feet on the wrong foot.”Hawn: “Dass will be afishianting.”Hawn: “My putting is horrishous.”

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